“Chinese Democracy” hits the Internet, just like we all knew it would.

When Guns ‘N’ Roses debuted with the masterpiece “Appetite For Destruction” it seemed like this was a band destined to attain legendary status. Unfortunately the legend goes something like this; drummer gets booted for hogging all the heroin, band shows up late for gigs or not at all, follow-up album sucks hind teat, lead singer gets a God complex and we’re left with the wreckage of what might have been something truly special.

“Chinese Democracy” has been on its way to record store shelves for over a decade now, and even though we know it’s not really GNR any more than Velvet Revolver was, it’s still Axl screaming and he still does it well.

What he doesn’t do well is everything else. Basic things like co-existing with his band members, treating other people with respect, realizing he’s really not the greatest thing since Our Savior The Lord, and learning the simple direct act of compromise. The reason this album has taken so long to arrive (and still hasn’t, technically), is because Axl cannot cede total control. He’s a power-mad douchebag.

It was inevitable that this album would be leaked by some disgruntled grunt involved in the production process – and this is no bootleg. These songs are mastered, high-quality and will likely be exactly what you’ll get if you’re stupid enough to buy this album, which will just encourage him. Don’t buy it. Just take it for free. All hail BitTorrent.

The song I’m dropping here is called “Better” and it’s the first song on the leaked release, although where it finally ends up probably won’t be settled until the day the CDs are pressed, since I’m sure Axl wants the mix to be His and His Only.

What a tool.

Left-click to play the song in a new browser window, or right-click and save to your computer.

‘Better’ from Chinese Democracy

I am the first touch of grey in your mirror
I am malignant, a tumor unseen
My voice is decay, my methods are legion
One day you will know what I mean

I am entropy, the means to the end
I am drought, I am famine and blight
I was there at your birth and I’m waiting for you
My touch is a pogrom in the stillness of night

I am entropy, the skip of a heartbeat
I am apathy, greed and distrust
I’ve taken your empires, your constructs and dreams
I watch as it all turns to rust

I am entropy, at the end of the line
From the first spark of life to the last living man
I leave you your faith, for the whole human race
Enjoy what you have while you can

The poisonous air, the finger on the button, the melting of the polar ice
The holy wars, so many wars, the holocaust, the Berlin wall
Famine and AIDS, malaria and malaise, an atomic bomb dropped twice
These are my signs, the ending of times, the beginning of nothing at all

I am entropy, and I’ve seen this all before
I am imminent, and I’m right outside your door
Look around, you can see me if you try
Spare a glance, then kiss it all goodbye

All that lives must die, what begins must end
The consequence of being is just around the bend

I am everywhere, since time itself began
I am entropy, the end of mortal man

“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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I came into this flesh, and blood, and bone
To walk upon the goodness of the Earth
To know of tree and grass, of sea and stone
To test my soul, to contemplate my worth

I came and grew, and wandered in the land
To learn of fear, of ignorance, of pain
To witness man’s intolerance of man
His vanity, his apathy, his shame

And Oh how great his monuments!
His halls and towers, and his artistry
I marvel at his poise, his eloquence
I stand in awe of his stupidity

Thus are the fruits of evolution here
How mighty, the intelligence of man
And yet he cannot dry his brother’s tears
And yet he cannot take his brother’s hand

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“I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals, or would directly sit in judgment on creatures of his own creation.”

–Albert Einstein

You know what’s coming. The quarterback is being interviewed after the big win and he’s going to give props to The Man Upstairs. It’s become the sport’s second most wearisome postgame commentary, ranking just behind the premeditated sellout phrase “I’m going to Disneyworld!”

It has to stop.

Hey, Mr. God-fearing quarterback! How about a little love for the ton of beef called the offensive line that kept you safe and sound for 60 minutes? How about a little credit for the defense? I’ve got a bit of news for you; God does not choose sides. All of the credit, all of the blame, all of the groin pulls belong to your teammates and coaches in the locker room. If God is omniscient then it stands to reason He was watching, but I seriously doubt He was waving a giant foam finger with your team’s logo on it.

Speaking of blame, why don’t we ever hear the losing team mention The Man Upstairs? Just once I’d like to hear the losing quarterback mention how “God sure dropped the ball today.”

What I wouldn’t give to have God’s press agent.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m a man of deep faith myself. I believe that the major difference between humankind and the “lower” animals is that we are the only ones who wonder why we’re here. As far as we know. It’s vital that we have a sense of purpose, and a higher power we can turn to when life smacks us around like the pawns that we are.

It’s no coincidence that the players with the deepest faith are almost never in trouble with the law. The truest beliefs are always interwoven with a family unity and dedication to togetherness that all but ensures that the path remains well lit. Very seldom do these people stray from that path.

This only makes it more disturbing. These are the people who should know beyond all doubt that The Creator doesn’t deign to affect the outcome of a football game.

Yes, even the Super Bowl.

Mr. God-fearing quarterback, feel welcome to give thanks to The Lord that nobody was injured, or if they were injured that it wasn’t any worse. By all means, give credit where credit is due. Just don’t think He was throwing pancake blocks for you out there.

And please, give a little love to the offensive line.

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American Football

My wife doesn’t understand. After a decade of courtship followed by nine years of mostly blissful marriage she still doesn’t get it. Anita and I met in 1990. If you were to ask her to recall a significant world event from that year she would likely mention either the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq or Nelson Mandela’s release from imprisonment in South Africa.

My first thought would be that 55-10 equals a very boring Super Bowl. My second thought would be that the Raiders were in Los Angeles and it just felt wrong. I’m still trying to repress the memory that 1990 was also the year the Rams began their slide into mediocrity.

One of us has our priorities all screwed up, but I love her just the same. I allow her to use the terms “obsession” and “addiction” in reference to my love for the great game of football, because I don’t expect her to understand. She couldn’t if she tried. She wasn’t there with me in Long Beach, grinning like an idiot, out of breath, chasing and being chased, getting knocked down and getting back up again, me and my friends, from dawn ’til dusk, at the drop of a hat.

She’s never seen Triangle Park.

Triangle Park

Kids today make me want to puke. I look at them wasting their youths in a dimly lit room, sitting three feet away from a TV screen playing video games and it makes me want to hurl. That’s no way for a kid to spend his days. No wonder people in this country are growing up so fat and weak. I think that one of the best things a parent can do for their children today is take a Louisville Slugger® to that PS2, shove a football in their kid’s gut and drop them off at the park. Give ‘em some sunshine and exercise. I’m forever grateful that in my youth video games were a plague yet to be unleashed on the children of the world. There was only pinball, and I’m grateful also that none of us ever had a quarter to waste on it, except for one time, and it was taken at gunpoint, then James Galloway took it back, and I’ll get to that story later.

On Spaulding Street in the heart of Long Beach’s Lower East Side there still stands a tenement row where I lived and loved the late 60’s, the entire decade of the 70’s and early part of the 80’s. Across the street from those projects still stands Triangle Park, though my brother told me last week that I would hardly recognize it were I to return to my hometown and visit. I will likely never see it again. I have no intention of returning there, nostalgia be damned. Let the past remain the past, let the future remain uncertain and let the present reveal itself as the moments allow.

The vast majority of the families in my neighborhood consisted of a single mom struggling to feed and clothe a surprisingly large amount of children. Neighbors were really neighbors back then, watching out for each other’s kids and actually spending time together. All the neighborhood boys could usually be found across the street at Triangle Park, playing football. It was our game. There were no basketball hoops at Triangle Park, nobody could afford a baseball mitt and football allowed us to beat the snot out of each other without getting in trouble with the grown-ups. Most of the time. When one of us got in trouble we were all in trouble, the game called off, the park emptied. Cue the sound of crickets chirping.

This was serious football, folks. None of that lame two-hand tag or sissy grab-the-flag girlie football. This was “momma said knock you out” football, the way the game was meant to be played. My brother Joe and I were pretty much the BMOC’s until the Galloways moved in to apartment #4.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

In 1970 The Beatles broke up, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Sonny Liston died, Monday Night Football debuted and four students were slain at Kent State University. More significant to the children of Triangle Park, in 1970 Connie Galloway and her five boys moved into the ‘hood.

The Galloway boys in descending order of age are Ralph, James, Perry, Alvin and Johnny. All of them save Johnny look like they were carved from granite. I wish I had a picture because words fail. Try to imagine what Shannon Sharpe would look like if he took better care of himself. These guys are built like cartoon superheroes. Note I refer to them in the present; my brother Joe still visits The Beach and the Galloways and thus keeps them a part of our lives. I’m grateful for this as the Galloways were the best childhood friends a kid could ever hope for.

I could feel the entire neighborhood shift and sway, and realign itself around these guys. We were very fortunate in that Connie raised them every bit as well as my mother raised us; they were good-hearted, friendly and great fun to be with. Alvin Galloway remains the best childhood friend I ever had. The Galloway boys would come over to our house once a week and my mom would cook dinner for them, then later that week Connie would fix dinner for us. They always drank Kool-Aid and I wondered if that was what made them so freakishly muscular (though I didn’t put it that way). I asked Connie and she laughed. She said they were strong like that because she worked their butts off. I never told that story to my mom.

Ralph, James and Perry were the oldest and the strongest of the Galloways but it was James who changed the game forever. I’ve never in my life, before or since, seen anyone who could run as fast as James Galloway. It wasn’t even funny. Once again words fail; you had to be there.

All along one side of Triangle Park there was a chain-link fence separating the park from the railroad tracks. On the other side of the tracks there was a field where the rocks were a gravel and dirt composition that would break apart on impact. These were perfect for rock fights because the enemy could never pick them back up and return fire with them. Alvin and I were in that field one day gathering ammo when two older kids just suddenly appeared and said “Give me your money.” Well, I’d found a quarter in a pay phone slot just that morning. Alvin knew I had it and said “all we have is a quarter.” It was stupid for him to say that because 99.9% of the time nobody our age in that neighborhood ever had any money. If only Connie hadn’t taught him the value of honesty.

I wasn’t about to give these idiots my quarter and told them as much. Alvin and I could both run fast. That’s when we saw the gun. That’s also when I gave the guy my quarter. Both these guys took off running with their gun and my quarter and I just looked at Alvin with a look I imagine to be one of dull shock.

Alvin recovered first. He yells at me “let’s go tell James!” Not “go tell mom” or “go tell the cops” but go tell James, because he’s the sheriff around these parts. It takes us about ten minutes to find James and another five to take him to the scene of the crime and relate our story. He doesn’t question our honesty or accuracy but instead justs asks “which way did they go?” then when we point the way he just speeds off down the track, his shadow struggling to keep up. We figure these guys are long gone.

James comes back about half an hour later with one of the bad guys in a headlock. The guy is actually bigger and older than James but still way out of his league. He’s bleeding, sweating and crying. James isn’t even breathing hard. The guy had our quarter; James made him apologize to us, give it back and sit down quietly until the police arrived. Apparently the two split up when they saw James closing on them but the cops later tracked down the guy with the gun. Alvin and I couldn’t stop thanking James. James laughed it off. He said it was fun.

James changed all of our games. When it was too dark for football we’d play a variation of “tag” and kids of all ages could play this game. We called it “Catch One Catch All” and it was just tag except that “it” stayed “it” the whole game and every time someone got tagged, they were also it, until there was just one guy running from all the “its” like Charleton Heston in “The Omega Man.”

James was never caught. Ever. We even changed the name of the game to “Catch One Catch James.”

We also found a way to make dodge ball more fun. We’d play this game in the parking lot, which was always empty because nobody owned a car. We’d bisect the “court” in two with a chalk line, choose teams and grab every large ball in the neighborhood. Volleyballs, basketballs, those red rubber kickballs and of course footballs. The object of the game is to hit the guys on the other side of the line. If you hit someone, they’re out. If they catch the ball the guy who threw it was out. When James threw the ball and it went by you, you could hear it whistle. It was a scary game when James was on the other team.


Veteran’s Park

Eventually we all moved away from Spaulding Street and Triangle Park, but we took our footballs with us and took our game to another, larger park in North Long Beach. This area wasn’t far enough North to be Compton. This was an area called Signal Hill, the park was Veteran’s Park and the Spaulding Street gang played on.

As we got older, we also got bigger and stronger and more and more often there would be casualties, mostly broken arms and legs. We were on a first-name basis with some of the ambulance drivers. Neither myself, my brother nor any of the Galloways were ever one of those casualties but a few times we were the cause.

After a while, word got out and strangers would petition to play. We’d never let them because this was our game. It’s a big park, go play with yourselves. Finally one day a dozen or so guys pulled up and basically called us out. Us against them. We had no choice.

This was going to be ugly and I was going to be a spectator. This would be first-string only. I sat under a tree from which hung my brother’s friend Andy’s pit bull, locked onto a stick tied to a rope about 20 feet above my head. He’d stay there all day, happy as can be.

The word was out on James. The other guys kicked off as far away from him as they could but James caught it anyway and started up the makeshift left sideline. Nobody on our team even moved; there was no point in blocking for James. You just got in his way. The eleven guys on the kickoff team swarmed towards the return man. Then Ralph shouts out “Show ‘em James!” and all hope faded for the challengers.

It was surreal. James suddenly shifts from forward to reverse like a motorcycle in the movie Tron. Ankles protest as eleven guys suddenly realize they’re running the wrong way. James cuts a sweeping arc to the right sideline and rockets off downfield. There are still five or six guys who have the angle on him – then suddenly it’s too late, he’s gone, untouched. All ten of the other guys on our team are either on their backs or their knees and all of them are laughing.

James actually played a little pro ball, as a cornerback with the USFL’s Los Angeles Express. He was briefly a teammate of Steve Young.

A New Beginning

It’s a funny feeling, looking back like this. It makes me feel young again yet at the same time I feel aged beyond years. A millennium has changed since that day at the railroad tracks when James brought me back my quarter. I can never have those days back, but I think about them often. I can relive them through the games I watch on TV or at the stadiums. I can relive them through my own sons. As soon as I find where they’ve hidden my Louisville Slugger.®

When I was a kid I hated fags.

I grew up in Southern California in the 1970’s. Men started hitting on me from the time I was thirteen years old. Full grown men, anywhere from 18 year old surfers to crazy old homeless men with combs in their hair. It disgusted me, and in retrospect I know that it prejudiced me. I’ve learned a few things since then. One of those things I’ve learned is this: all of us are who and what we are due to the combination of our genetics and our environment.

But that wasn’t all of it, back then. It wasn’t just the creepiness of the come-ons and the general feeling of wrongness. There was also the visual image of the act itself, of two men sleeping together. You know what I mean. I couldn’t accept it, couldn’t rationalize it, couldn’t understand it.

I couldn’t understand it (and never will) because my genetics and environment didn’t randomly toss me into that misunderstood, beleaguered minority.

As a matter of fact, I’ve been truly blessed on both counts.

My genetic draw was a mixture of races, which is perfect. I wasn’t born black, or mexican or female. I have no physical handicaps and my family history is one of good health and longevity.

I scored close to bullseye on environment. I was born in the United States, and even though we’re not shining particularly bright right now in the eyes of the world nor in our own souls, it beats the hell out of being a citizen of North Korea. I was even born in Southern California – what’re the odds? – so even though it was the dangerous and depressing streets of South Central it was still a paradise compared to the lot of most of my fellow humans. It wasn’t Hawai’i, but it’s not that far to visit and besides, we’ve got our own volcanoes here.

Time moves on and through the years we learn more about the world, and more importantly, more about ourselves.

I moved away from L.A., got married, had children and along the way my path has crossed with quite a few gay and lesbian fellow humans and I’ve found that all of them have one thing in common besides getting it all backwards…none of them had a choice in the matter.

It was the combination of their genetics and their environment, just like you and me and every other living thing in the known universe. Go figure. I think maybe it’s mostly genetic, perhaps completely so, but I’ve been wrong before. Not my job to find out.

Which brings me to California’s quandary. A recent California Supreme Court ruling will allow gay marriages, even to those who don’t live in California, beginning on June 17, two days from the time I write this.

This is going to be great for California’s economy, for liberals, libertarians and the Rainbow Nation. A boon to florists, jewelers, cruise lines and airlines.

But it sucks for the God-fearing, Bible-thumping conservatives that see the End Days approaching with every twin-pack of little “Groom” wedding cake toppers sold at every bakery in San Francisco. It sucks for all the married people who feel that the sanctity of their marriage is threatened by the actions of two people who they’ve never met and most likely never will.

It also sucks for Kern County Clerk Ann Barnett, who has taken a personal stand and decided she will not marry ANY couples if that’s how it’s gonna be. So there.

Predictably, the conservative religious right garnered over one million signatures and now the people will vote on an amendment to the State Constitution that will outlaw same-sex marriage. It only needs to pass by a simple majority, and it will effectively end same-sex marriages in California.

Nobody knows what that might mean for the future of thousands of same-sex marriages that will take place from Tuesday until Election Day.

This will be a defining moment not only for California, but for the Nation. You other states eventually follow, but we do the dirty work.

You know it’s true. I’m talking to you, Oregon.

Us Californians take chances, push the envelope. It’s what we are. Genetics and environment. Our genetics are a rich and diverse sampling of all the Peoples Of Earth. The environment here is a conglomeration of coasts, mountains, valleys, forests, rivers, lakes, deserts, caves and National Monuments. We have trees that were alive 1,000 years before Jesus Christ was born. We could be seven states, broken into Northern, Wine Country, Gold Country, Central Valley, Inland Empire, Los Angeles and San Diego, and none would vote the same in any election.

We’re used to seeing strangeness, unfamiliarity and newness. We’re fine with change, because we’ve often been its catalyst, and it’s kinda fun.  We surf in shark-infested waters, we hangglide from cliffs at Big Sur, we climb Half Dome for shits and giggles, we put marijuana in vending machines.

We know that marriage is already a 50/50 proposition; half the time it ends in divorce, the other half it ends in death.

I don’t think it’s legal to bet on election results, but if it were and I were a betting man I’d bet on California looking deep within our complex and conflicted soul and declaring to the rest of the Nation, to the world and not insignificantly to ourselves, that in our honest and slightly hungover opinion everyone deserves the right to be happy, we’re all equals under the eyes of God, even them, we judge other people too much in general, and that girl-on-girl stuff can be pretty hot with the right girls so it’s not all gross. Live and let live.

But I’ve been wrong before.